Scattergories - 'M' - Excuses for being late
Friend #1: Masturbation.
Friend #2: Murder.
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Guy #1: Do you want to get married?
Guy #2: To you?
Guy #1: No! Fuck you! Hell no!
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Friend #1: Are you going to miss Amy and Sue?
Me: Yeah. [pause] Well, I'm going to miss the possibility of Amy and Sue..
Friend #1: There was never really a possibility.
Me: Yeah.
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