Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hot doesn't necessarily mean slow

Hot HR Lady: So what was your product at [company name]?
Me: We made slot machine games.
Hot HR Lady: Cool!
[several minutes pass with other questions about favorite project, desired work environment, etc.]
Hot HR Lady: What were you making at [company name]?
Me: Uh, we made slot machine games... you know, like the machines they have in casinos?
Hot HR Lady: No, in terms of salary...

Saturday, January 5, 2008

A match made in heaven

Dude: I've been told I communicate like a woman.
Chick: I've been told I communicate like a man.
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Chick: In every relationship, I've been accused of being the man.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Guys can be petite?

Chick: I was afraid we wouldn't find any jeans in your size since you're so petite.