Guy: If I was a woman, I'd be a hoe. I'd be the biggest prostitute ever.
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Chick: The skate party was a flop.
Guy: It wasn't a flop!
Chick: It was a flop 'cause I wasn't there.
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Chick: I can't go to Ghostbar with bottle service every week.
Guy: We don't go every week!
Chick: Well, I have the opportunity to go every week.
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