Preppy guy: Do you have the green stuff?
Preppy girl: No, I don't have the green stuff.
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Drunk guy, on cell: Meet me at.. fucking.. wherever. Fuck this, fool. We have 6 guys. I love you, brother.
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Preppy guy, sincerely: And I don't even care if she's attractive.
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