Fun over IM!

Me: i noticed that u and arash finally became facebook friends
Sister: haha that was solely for the party invitation
i'm pretty sure he'll revoke it afterwards
i wrote the entire invite, created it, posted links, everything and then he couldn't invite me!
haha
Me: oh, u can only invite your friends?
weird
i guess that makes sense in real life though
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Me: so what do u think they should have done with all the jews [instead of creating Israel]?
Friend: finished killing them
KIDDING!
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PM's friend: I have to change my shirt, I spilled coffee on it
PM: It's not a date
Take it easy
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Friend: have you told any of your dallas honeys that you're coming to town?
Me: yeah, they want to meet for lunch
Friend: who's they?
Me: haha, sue and mary.. i assumed that who's you meant
Friend: well, you have so many, i just wanted some clarification