Friend: I like to think of this as the real world.
Stripper: In the real world, people don't come up to you and offer you lap dances.
Friend: I don't understand why not.
Stripper: Are you always like this?
Friend: Yes.
[after lap dance]
Stripper: You're a mess, but I like you.
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1 comment:
Of all the times I've gone with ya'll to strip clubs, no one has gotten a lap dance...
I'm offended.
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