Happy Hour quotables

Friend #1, to Friend #2: You're an unnecessary person.
Friend #3: That's a good description.
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Friend #3: You don't realize what you've done. You've gotten a bunch of introverts, who would rather sit at home on their computers, to come out and socialize. You're the center of this group. What are we gonna do without you?

You have more than one?

Me: So it looks like your girl's not coming.
Friend: She's with her father. [pause] Wait, which girl?
Me: I think you just answered that.

Georgetown is full of freaks

Random girl: Even more of a vampire validation.
Random girl's guy friend: Uh-huh.

Georgetown
Washington, DC

Pick-up line #1012

Friend #1: So Sue had a date tonight?
Friend's Girlfriend: Well, it wasn't a date. She went to dinner with a guy who makes his own lip balm and brews his own beer.
Friend #1: That's kinda weird.
Me: I wonder how that information even came out. Was that his pick-up line? "Hey, how's it going? I make my own lip balm."

One of the many things that sets me off..

CTO: So tell us a little bit about your experience.
Me, nervously: Uh, well, I've been working for about 3.5 years with C++ and Java....
Software Developer, looking at resume: So sumeet@gmail.com was taken?
Me: Yes! I was so pissed when I found that out! And this was back when no one had even heard of Gmail!

Barack leaves 'em speechless

Girl, after Obama rally: I feel so... I can't think of the word!
Girl's dad: Inspired?
Girl: Yes! That's it!

My dad: That's the great thing about Hindi movies. You can do some work, leave the room for a little while, come back and not miss anything.