Six Flags

Chick, after the Mr. Freeze ride: That was like an orgasm on X.
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Chick: My phone died so I have to hold the [stuffed dog that we won at the carnival game].

I get blamed a lot...

Anyone/everyone that knows me: This is your fault, Sumeet!

I see how it is

Text, 8:11pm: No im pretty tired tonight [and won't be coming out] thanks though
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Text, 8:31pm: I got talked into smoking some hookah.. wanna come?

A much better view

Chick, with really nice ass: I feel sorry for the people behind me. They have to look at my butt.

Sometimes it helps, most of the time it hurts

Chick: That's what I like about you, Sumeet. You don't censor yourself. You say exactly what's on your mind.

That's punny

Co-worker: You're the only person I've met who doesn't laugh at my puns.
Me: Sorry, most of them are just too obvious. They need to be more clever.

Hot

Chick: Yeah, this group doesn't really work without Sumeet.