One of the many things that sets me off..

CTO: So tell us a little bit about your experience.
Me, nervously: Uh, well, I've been working for about 3.5 years with C++ and Java....
Software Developer, looking at resume: So sumeet@gmail.com was taken?
Me: Yes! I was so pissed when I found that out! And this was back when no one had even heard of Gmail!

Barack leaves 'em speechless

Girl, after Obama rally: I feel so... I can't think of the word!
Girl's dad: Inspired?
Girl: Yes! That's it!

My dad: That's the great thing about Hindi movies. You can do some work, leave the room for a little while, come back and not miss anything.

Actually, less so

Me: I didn't know you had your belly-button pierced.
Drunk chick: Do you want to have sex with me now?

Bitter, much?

Chick #1: sumeet, this is MY movie.. i'm in ONE blog.. what the hell are you doing?

Feelin' the love

These weren't technically "overheard" since they were all part of online conversations over the past couple weeks.

Chick #1: well don't let your parents pressure you into moving back, the D wouldn't be the same without you!!
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Chick #2: missed you on saturday... you moving sucks
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Chick #3: we want to see a happy shiny sumeet again
[another conversation.. same person]
Chick #3: when the hell is your return? we've been waiting for you all month
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Chick #4: should i still send you invites to things? i don't know what's up
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Dude #1: just so ya know, everything is falling apart without you here to keep it together.. everybody hates everybody
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Chick #5: well i wish you hadn't left so suddenly.. we at least could have thrown you a goodbye party

I need better references..

Hot HR Lady: I talked to your references and yeah, you're the happy hour guy!