Uh, good to know?

Project lead: If you ever want to kill me, just put tree pollen on my hand.
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Technical lead: You know what will always work on the internet?
[searches for '[search term 1] porn [search term 2]']

[At a pretentious bar near the Capitol]
Friend: Do you have Shiner?
Snobby, yet hot, waitress: No, we don't serve anything unusual here.

Here, too?

Hot HR lady, about PowerPoint presentation: And this is after 3 margaritas.
Guy: You did that after 3 margaritas?
Hot HR lady: Yup, I got home at 9:50 and finished this at 10:15... so excuse any spelling mistakes.
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Female employee: Well, Bill is leaving the day before, so I don't know if we want to have the golf tournament then.
Male employee: The finance department might be hungover.
Hot female employee, with a straight face: There's a good possibility.

Which one's Chelsea?

Hot hip-hop dance instructor: Your chest needs to touch your knee. This will be easier if you have a big chest... Chelsea, this will be really easy for you.