Bitter, much?

Chick #1: sumeet, this is MY movie.. i'm in ONE blog.. what the hell are you doing?

Feelin' the love

These weren't technically "overheard" since they were all part of online conversations over the past couple weeks.

Chick #1: well don't let your parents pressure you into moving back, the D wouldn't be the same without you!!
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Chick #2: missed you on saturday... you moving sucks
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Chick #3: we want to see a happy shiny sumeet again
[another conversation.. same person]
Chick #3: when the hell is your return? we've been waiting for you all month
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Chick #4: should i still send you invites to things? i don't know what's up
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Dude #1: just so ya know, everything is falling apart without you here to keep it together.. everybody hates everybody
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Chick #5: well i wish you hadn't left so suddenly.. we at least could have thrown you a goodbye party

I need better references..

Hot HR Lady: I talked to your references and yeah, you're the happy hour guy!

Hot doesn't necessarily mean slow

Hot HR Lady: So what was your product at [company name]?
Me: We made slot machine games.
Hot HR Lady: Cool!
[several minutes pass with other questions about favorite project, desired work environment, etc.]
Hot HR Lady: What were you making at [company name]?
Me: Uh, we made slot machine games... you know, like the machines they have in casinos?
Hot HR Lady: No, in terms of salary...

A match made in heaven

Dude: I've been told I communicate like a woman.
Chick: I've been told I communicate like a man.
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Chick: In every relationship, I've been accused of being the man.

Guys can be petite?

Chick: I was afraid we wouldn't find any jeans in your size since you're so petite.

I actually said "Fuck you"

Manager: See ya, Sumeet!
Me, as the door closes: See ya!
Manager, opening the door: What did you say??
Me: I said see ya.. what did you think I said?
Manager: Something deragatory...